Birthday Quotes


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“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.” – Robert Orben

“May you live all the days of your life.” – Jonathan Swift

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.” – Cora Harvey Armstrong

“To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.” – Bernard Baruch

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” – Robert Frost

“If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years), I’d have taken better care of myself.” – Ubie Blake

“Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” – Larry Lorenzoni

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Lucille Ball

“I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.”

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.” – John Glenn

“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
– Jack Benny

“We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.”

“Pleas’d look forward, Pleas’d to look behind, And count each birthday with a grateful mind.” – Alexander Pope

“It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.” – Ellen Glasgow

“A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.”

“Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.” – Franz Kafka

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” – Bell Catherine

“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” – William Shakespeare

“It’s so sad to grow old alone. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows.”

“Man’s main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is.”

“The most important product of his effort is his own personality.” – Erich romm

“Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.” – Edward Steichen

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope

“First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.” – Branch Rickey

“I’m sixty years of age.  That’s 16 Celsius.” – George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.”

Music: Happy Birthday To You
By: Unknown Composer



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