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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday. I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security.
Art Buchwald

In a dream you are never eighty.
Anne Sexton

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Frank Sinatra

As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don’t question myself anymore. I’ve even earned the right to be wrong.

People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday, I tell them, a paternity suit.

At eighty I have finally given myself permission to be wrong occasionally, after all I won’t remember it tomorrow anyway.

Today you are about 29,332 days old. Now 80 doesn’t sound so bad does it.

At 80 I hope to look back at my life and say, I have no regrets.
Bonnidette Lantz

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By: Unknown Composer

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I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way, by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else….I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Mark Twain

On my seventieth birthday I felt as if I were standing on a mountain height, at whose foot the ocean of eternity was audibly rushing; while before me, life with its deserts and flower-gardens, its sunny days and its stormy days, spread out green, wild, and beautiful.
The Consolations of Age, translated from the German of Zschokke’s autobiography

The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its beauties.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Blowing out 70 candles is good exercise for the lungs.

Quick! Hit the brakes!
Where’d I get all these aches?
Time sure has gone fast,
The years have just passed.
Can this be what I fear?
70 is here!

Now that you’re 70, I hope you’ll be able to stay awake long enough to blow out all the candles on your cake.

I wish that everything that’s 70 years old is as awesome as you.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Fred Astaire

Happy 70th birthday… on the bright side, you’re not 80.

Life has got to be lived – that’s all there is to it. At seventy, I would say the advantage is that you take life more calmly. You know that ‘this, too, shall pass!’
Eleanor Roosevelt

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Some would say you’re old
but I have to disagree
you’re the youngest 70
that could possibly ever be.

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
George Burns

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Have you heard that 70 is the new 50?

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A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Arnold Bennett

You aren’t really 60. Just 21 with 39 years experience!

Some people reach the age of sixty before others.
Lord Hood

On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.

What, start at this! when sixty years have spread
Their grey experience o’er thy hoary head?
Is this the all observing age could gain?
Or hast thou known the worl so long in vain?
John Dryden

I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
Pablo Picasso

Start to be kind to your kids, they’ll choose your nursing home any time soon
Happy 60th!

If you cannot do great things at the age of 60, do small things in a great way

Wow! It took me sixty years to look this good!

I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. Just because society says I’m old, doesn’t mean that I am. I’m pursuing happiness, even if it makes the people around me unhappy.
Sylvester Stallone

If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven’t lived.
Irish singer Christy Moore

At twenty we worry about what others think of us; at forty we don’t care about what others think of us; at sixty we discover they haven’t been thinking about us at all.

At 60 you at least have excuses.

The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty.
Dane Peddigrew

Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.
Ellen Glasgow

After you’re finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents!
Joe Dean

Study until twenty five, investigate until forty, profession until sixty, at which age I would have him retired on a double allowance.
Sir William Osler

Happy 60th Birthday! You’re not getting older…just more distinguished!

Happy 60th Birthday and remember, as the Chinese say: You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair

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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T.S. Eliot

Looking fifty is great if you’re sixty.

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.
Joan Rivers

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
George Orwell

I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Muhammad Ali

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. Happy birthday you old fiddler.

50! I think you should demand a recount.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down

After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!

You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn’t be enough left to run it.
Henry Ford

You know you’ve lost all creditability with your children when they start to buy you socks and slippers for your birthday.

There are numerous advantages in being fifty – ask any eighty year old!!!

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo

Now that you’re an oldie you will receive the same amount of respect that you showed oldies when you were young.

Happy 50th Birthday. Let’s crack open a bottle of prune juice.

Fifty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges straight after your afternoon nap.

You’ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet, now if only the senility hadn’t wiped it all away.

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Be wise with speed; A fool at forty is a fool indeed.

40 balloons for 40 wishes. May each wish lift you off your feet on your special day.

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.

The best years of a woman’s life the ten years between 39 and 40

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
Voltaire

May your 40th day be sweet. Celebrate by treating yourself to something special. Up, up and away!
May your 40th birthday lift you to good things.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

40: Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Life begins at forty.
W. B. Pitkin

If life really begins on your 40th birthday, it’s because that’s when women finally get it.
The guts to take back their lives.
Laura Randolph.

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.
Benjamin Franklin

May your heart of gold be filled with happiness on your 40th birthday.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
French Proverb

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age.
Latin: Hoc vinum Falernum annorum quadragenta est. Bene aetatem fert.
Cicero

I see great things on the horizon for your 40th birthday and beyond.

The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its beauties.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Once you hit forty you start adding letters “i’m 39A this year”

The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Wishing you lots of happiness and laughter on your 40th birthday.

Be wise with speed;
A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Edward Young

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.

Put on your little black dress and rock it. You look fabulous on your 40th.

Surprise! 40 has a way of sneaking up on you.

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Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau

Congratulations, you’ve made it through a third of your life.

Don’t think of it as your 30th Birthday; It’s really the 10th anniversary of your 20th Birthday.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

You’re not 30, you’re 29 + 1.

Don’t worry about turning 30. You’ll get used to it… of course, you’ll be 40 by then.

Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

A man thirty years old, I said to myself, should have his field of life all ploughed, and his planting well done; for after that it is summer time.
Lew Wallace

You’re just an 18 year old with 12 years of experience.

After your 30th birthday, you’ll be officially closer to 40 than to 20.

When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.
Blair Sabol

Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own
free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thrity-five.
Joel Hildebrand

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

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Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.

At the age of twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at forty, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Robert Southey

At twenty-one, so many things appear solid, permanent, untenable.
Orson Welles

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain

I just came down wrong on my knee going for a ball, and it is just one of those fluke accidents. I had to have surgery a few days before my 21st birthday.
Brittney Gregory

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment.
Ben Franklin

You can do so many more things at 21! Like move out, get a job, support yourself… shall I go on?

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

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Birthday is one of those days that we are reminded of how much money is in our pockets and how much we don’t like birthdays unless it is our own.

Don’t be sad you are another year older. Be grateful for another year lived!!!

“Your birthday reminds me that I have the best husband in the world. You’ve grown wiser and more caring everyday. For that I cherish all your love. A man may not have many birthdays, but you surely gave me and your children the best days of our lives.”

What is a birthday?
The only day in your life when you cried and your mother was happy!!!

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Be grateful for another year that God gave you to live in this world, and thank him for another mission that he gave to you to solve.

Birthdays mean different things at different stages of your life. To a child, it is a celebration; to an adult, it is a nuisance; to an elderly, a sad reminder.

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened?

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

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Be there
Say yes as often as possible
Let them bang on pots and pans
If they are cranky, put them in water
If they are unlovable, love yourself
Realize how important it is to be a child
Go to a movie in you pajamas
Read books out loud with joy
Invent pleasures together
Remember how really small they are
Giggle a lot
Surprise them
Say you are sorry
Say no when necessary
Teach feelings
Heal you own inner child
Learn about parenting
Hug trees together
Make loving safe
Bake a cake and eat it with your hands
Go find elephants and kiss them
Plan to write a novel
Make lots of forts with blankets
Let you angel fly
Tell your own dreams
Keep the glean in your own eye
Encourage silly
Plant licorice in your garden
Open up
Speak softly
Express your love a lot
Speak kindly
Paint their tennis shoes
Pain their faces
Search out goodness
Sing directions
Sing love
Cook with mud
Talk about life
Talk about peace
Handle with care
FORGIVE!

Submitted by: Sandra

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Fathers are wonderful people
Too little understood,
And we do not sing their praises
As often as we should…
For, somehow, Father seems to be
The man who pays the bills,
While Mother binds up little hurts
And nurses all our ills…

And Father struggles daily
To live up to “his image”
As protector and provider
And “hero of the scrimmage”…
And perhaps that is the reason
We sometimes get the notion
That Fathers are not subject
To the thing we call emotion,

But if you look inside Dad’s heart,
Where no one else can see,
You’ll find he’s sentimental
And “soft” as he can be…
But he’s so busy every day
In the grueling race of life,
He leaves the sentimental stuff
To his partner and his wife…

But Fathers are just wonderful
In a million different ways,
And they merit loving compliments
And accolades of praise,
For the only reason Dad aspires
To fortune and success
Is to make the family proud of him
And to bring them happiness…

And like Our Heavenly Father,
He’s a guardian and a guide,
Someone that we can count on
To be always on our side.

Author: Helen Steiner Rice

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