When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you woman…

I am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help…

I’m thankful for each strand of hair that grows upon my head.
I’m thankful for the clothes I wear and for a nice warm bed…

If you own a Bible, you are abundantly blessed,
about 1/3 of the world does not have access to one…

People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON, or a LIFETIME. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do…

Thank God for you good friend of mine
Seldom is friendship such as thine
How very much I wish to be
As helpful as you’ve been to me…

I said a prayer for you today
And know God must have heard.
I felt the answer in my heart
Although He spoke not a word.

May God Bless you with unspeakable joy,
not only in the world to come, but in this world also.

May your path be bright and full of light everywhere you go.
May God tell darkness that it must flee at your command…

My dear children (and believe Me, that is all of you):

I consider Myself a pretty patient guy. I mean, look at the Grand Canyon. It took millions of years to get it right. And about evolution? Boy, nothing is slower than designing that whole Darwinian thing to take place cell by cell and gene by gene…

Today I shall say a prayer for you
For you are my Dearest Friend
I will ask for flowers to surround you
Eternity is just around the bend…