Facebook Status Quotes That Motivate You


Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Well behaved woman rarely make history by now I have my own chapter. All life lessons I have learned came from misbehavin..if you are going to risk it make it worth it.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.

My oven has a button that says ‘Stop Time’. I know it’s probably supposed to say ‘Stop Timer’, but I don’t touch it, just in case.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

You can do anything, but not everything.

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