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Wise Funny Quotes
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“The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.” – Will Rogers
“The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.” – Robert Frost
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
“I have made mistakes, but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I never made one.” – James Gordon Bennett
“Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.” – Mark Twain
“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.” – Plato
“I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.” – Stephen Leacock
“Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.” – Benjamin Franklin ”
“I don’t recall your name, but your manners are familiar.” – Oliver Herford
“We confess little faults in order to suggest that we have no big ones.” – Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.” – Josh Billings
Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.” – Walter Lippman
Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.” – George Eliot
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore
“Peace of mind is better than giving a piece of your mind.” – J.P. McEvoy
Music: ‘If Only I Could’ © Yuko Ohigashi
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