Follow this advice and you can improve your life:

Always remember that you are loved,
even when it doesn’t seem like it.

One thing can always cheer me,
When I’m feeling sad and low;
When I tire of daily trials,
That I have to undergo;
When those who should seem closest,
Seem like people I don’t even know,
One thing can always cheer me,
I know that God is near me.

God is a little like General Electric,
He lights your path.
God is a little like Bayer Aspirin,
He works wonders.

Make a right onto “Believeth Blvd.”
Keep straight and go through the
Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.

An Eye Witness Account from New York City, on a cold day in December… Hopefully, this is the kind of thing that happens frequently, everywhere…

In times of trouble when it’s hard to see the sky
God will give you roses, to comfort every sigh
When the clouds are dark and you’re not sure what to do
There is a guiding light, which will see you through

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that person who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and was rushing home to cook dinner…

Who said the “darkness of the night”
Would never turn to day …
Who said the “winter’s bleakness”
Would never pass away …

When we feel we have nothing left to give
And we are sure that the song has ended,
When our day seems over and the shadows fall
And the darkness of night has descended,